Sunday, January 30, 2005
Not because he is.... you know....

Given the flak a poor little piece of Sponge is drawing from the wingnuts, it's quite reasonable that fans are scrambling to explain the single status of their superheroes.... I mean, come on... These guys are buff,wear such tight clothes, uh, rather, garish outfits.

Obviously, it's not going to be too long before the gaydar of the Focus on Family types turns on these guys.

Before that happens, out come the explanations for why the superheroes are all single, and childless.

I bet Batman fans will have a tougher job - what with that Robin and all. Tolkein fans better get ready to justify Sam. And J.K.Rowling better explain why Harry Potter goes walking with Ron, instead of dancing with Padma Patil at the Yule Ball, and why he has such problems connecting with the pretty Cho Chang.

(Hat tip for the link: David Adesnik over at OxBlog)

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